she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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