I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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