So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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