Me too!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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