Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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