at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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