She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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