Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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