Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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