My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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