HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I need to sanitize my soul.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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