so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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