How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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