How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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