who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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