We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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