In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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