I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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