Well apparently he's into motor boating.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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