3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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