I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
