remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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