On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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