My pussy is not your playground.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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