Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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