Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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