i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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