Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
soo... how was my night?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
