Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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