she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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