Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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