Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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