So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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