We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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