Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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