I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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