Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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