it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
she looked like the before picture.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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