hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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