I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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