My liver just broke up with me...
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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