yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
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His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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