I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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