so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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