So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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