Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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