we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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