Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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