Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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