it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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