Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
