Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you made out with another girl for some wings
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