did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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