I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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